“Injured Tiger Woods Withdraws From Players Championship.” Early on Sunday, Tiger Woods withdrew from the Players Championship in Ponte Vedra Beach, Fla complaining of neck pain. Later reports suggest that Woods suffered a bulging disk.

Well, it looks as though I might have overshot the 2010 Mastodon Weekend by about, oh, 675 miles or something. While others degen it up in G-ville, I am spending the weekend in West Palm Beach with Vera Valmore, attending with her a dressage competition. Will be, I imagine, a marginally less intense time these next couple of days here in southern Florida, although I have to say I’m very glad to be able to get away with Vera like this

[ image ] What is the best way to get over a sudden breakup? Well, if you’re a fan of UT football you can start by rioting in the streets and burning a few mattresses for Lane Kiffin. But once you get over the initial shock, it helps to get rid of anything that may remind you of your ex, like clothing.

For all ya’ll wondering how pissed the Gators were after losing to Alabama and miss out on the national championship game, we’ll find out soon enough. Because on January 1, the Florida Gators will take out all their frustrations on the 2010 Sugar Bowl , where they take on the Cincinnati Bearcats. Yes, it doesn’t look good for the undefeated Bearcats people

Water coolers and sports talk radio hosts can rejoice once again this year, as the BCS system has people bemoaning the lack of a true playoff system in college ball. In case you didn’t know it yet, the Alabama Crimson Tide pulled off a tidy upset of the No.1 Florida Gators last Saturday, moving into the 2010 BCS national championship game