G’day mate! Seems the UFC has ventured on down unda for their latest installment, and it looks to be a decent night of walloping for convicts and Americans alike. Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira and Cain Velasquez get to pretend that Brock Lesnar gives a crap about defending his belt, while the once-feared Wanderlei Silva and the once-relevant Michael Bisping get another shot at salvaging their waning career.
In an unusual move, God has issued a statement directly addressing Dana White in regards to this Saturday’s much-maligned UFC event - an event that’s been plagued by a ton of injuries resulting in countless lineup changes. “I warned you not to have UFC 108,” the statement begins.
After calling off several matches due numerous injuries, the Ultimate Fighting Championship have finally completed the fight card card for the UFC 108 with the addition of bouts featuring welterweights Paul (Semtex) Daley and Dustin Hazelett, and lightweights Duane (Bang) Ludwig and Jim Miller. The event set to take place on January 2nd at the MGM Grand Garden Arena will be headlined by a Light Heavyweight bout featuring champ, Rashad Evans vs. Thiago Silva
Officials of the Ultimate Fighting Championship informed that the proposed UFC 108 main event between Antônio Rodrigo Nogueira and Cain Velasquez has been canceled after Nogueira’s team reported that he’s having a severe staph infection. “Nogueira got staph infection, bad, to the point now it’s in his bloodstream, and he’s probably going to have to be hospitalized and intravenously given the antibiotics,” said UFC president Dana White
